return {
	"nvimdev/dashboard-nvim",
	opts = function()
		local logo = [[
            ░  ░░░░  ░░        ░░        ░░  ░░░░  ░░  ░░░░  ░░  ░░░░  ░░        ░░  ░░░░  ░
            ▒  ▒▒▒  ▒▒▒▒▒▒  ▒▒▒▒▒  ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒   ▒▒   ▒▒  ▒▒▒  ▒▒▒  ▒▒▒▒  ▒▒▒▒▒  ▒▒▒▒▒   ▒▒   ▒
            ▓     ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓  ▓▓▓▓▓      ▓▓▓▓        ▓▓     ▓▓▓▓▓▓  ▓▓  ▓▓▓▓▓▓  ▓▓▓▓▓        ▓
            █  ███  ██████  █████  ████████  █  █  ██  ███  █████    ███████  █████  █  █  █
            █  ████  █████  █████        ██  ████  ██  ████  █████  █████        ██  ████  █
        ]]
		logo = "\n\n" .. logo

		return {
			change_to_vcs_root = true,

			config = {
				header = vim.split(logo, "\n"),
				footer = {
					"",
					"You are accessing a Tactile Metrology LLC information system, which includes:     ",
					"(1) this computer, (2) this computer network, (3) all computers connected to this ",
					"network, and (4) all devices and storage media attached to this network or to a   ",
					"computer on this network.                                                         ",
					"",
					"This information system is provided so that you may be gay, and do crime.         ",
					"",
					"Unauthorized or improper use of this system had better be pretty frickin' awesome.",
				},
				shortcut = {
					{ desc = "[  deprekated]", group = "DashboardShortCut" },
					{ desc = "[  Kate Adkins]", group = "DashboardShortCut" },
					{ desc = "[󱄅  powered by Lix]", group = "DashboardShortCut" },
				},
			},
		}
	end,
}
